so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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