Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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