I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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