I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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