I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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