it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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