Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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