He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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