Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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