This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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