your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
NoShamevember. You game?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
