i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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