It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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