need another drink. this is the easiest way
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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