Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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