Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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