i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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