batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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