so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
