im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He has the fingertips of a God
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