Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
A+ Viking dick
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
