just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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