i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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