tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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