Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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