how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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