guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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