My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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