omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just high enough for therapy.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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