Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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