you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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