id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
This is my gift to your gina
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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