I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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