singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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