you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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