After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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