Just fell off a train. Bad.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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