what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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