He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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