Non-Jews are for practice
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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