I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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