So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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