People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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