Got a toothbrush?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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