Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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