Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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