D3 body, D1 cock
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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