i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
