We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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