Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
