i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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