I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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