Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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