they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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