it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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