Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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