He kissed a someone with a penis
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize