He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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