im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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